Stop me if you've heard it!

[Olly]

Prince Harry has said he doesn't want the traditional fruitcake as his wedding when he gets married.

Prince Philip says he couldn't care less, he's still going. Boom-boom!


A man was having an affair with another woman and his wife found out about it, so she told him "If you don't end it now I'm going to go down town to the post office where you work and tell everyone I see that you're a no good cheating filthy swine."

The husband replied "You're going to go down town to the post office where I work and tell everyone you see that I'm a no good cheating filthy swine?"
She said "Yea that's right".

The husband held out an envelope and said "Post this while you're there."

[Olly]

Si seor, derdego, forte lorez inauro. Dement lorez, demar trux . . . fulacous anens andux.