Hello little joke

[john_gale]

What's blue n white and can't climb trees? A fridge in denim jacket

[Richard]

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One turns to the other and says


Does this taste funny to you?

[NickH]

My Sister is marrying an irish chap..

Oh Really_ _ _.

No Oh Reilly_ _ _. :whistle:

I > get me coat_ _ _.

[Herring_Gull]

A new Middle East crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was
refused permission to broadcast 'The Flint stones'.
A spokesman for the channel said. A claim was made that people in
Dubai would not understand the humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.

[Richard]

Abu Dhabi Do !! - that took a while for me..

ok my joke in the vein of 'NickH'

Knock knock

Whos there?

Bumblebee

Bumblebee who?

Bumblebee cold if you dont wear pants.

[Herring_Gull]

Chap was looking for a late birthday present for his daughter and didn't have a lot of money. He went into a toy shop and saw all the dolls. particularly the display of Barbie Dolls."How much are these?" he asked
"Well sir" said the owner.."Disco Barbie is GBP19.99
Sporty Barbie is "19.99
Nurse Barbie is GBP19.99
Air Hostess Barbie is GBP19.99
Police Barbie is GBP19.99
Skater Barbie is GBP19.99
and Divorced Barbie is GBP79.99"
"So how come the big difference with the last one?" asks the chap,
"Well sir, the Divorced Barbie comes with more accessories_ _ _it has Kens appartment, Kens golf clubs, Kens pony, and Kens sports car"

[NickH]

Police were called to the World Gurning Championships yesterday after things turned really ugly.


:whistle:

[Herring_Gull]

I went to the gym the other day, and found a small hole in my trainer that I could get my finger in.

Anyway, she called the police, and I'm up in court on Monday

[Herring_Gull]

OK One more:

I had a very happy childhood. My father used to put me in a tyre, and roll me down hills.

Those were Goodyears

[NickH]

When I die, I want to go quietly in my sleep. Like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

:whistle: