Hello little joke

[Herring_Gull]

Wonder if there are any jokes from a female perspective?

Husband: I bought Olympic condoms today and I think I will use the Golden one tonight.
Wife: Oh no, why not rather the silver one, so that you can come second for a change.

[Richard]

Woman 1: "Has your guy been circumcised?"

Woman 2: "No. He's a complete dick."