Hello little joke

NickH · Postby **NickH** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:05 pm

Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Doorball repair man_ _ _.

:whistle:

roy · Postby **roy** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:49 pm

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NickH wrote:
Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Doorball repair man_ _ _.

:whistle:
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Dont give up the day job.

Enjoy life.you never know when it will end.

NickH · Postby **NickH** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:18 pm

Thanks Roy

:whistle:

Richard · Postby **Richard** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:01 pm

Last night I shot an elephant in my pyjamas and how he got in my pyjamas I'll never know. 8)

Herring_Gull · Postby **Herring_Gull** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 1:27 pm

Found a note on the fridge from my wife.

"It's just not working, I can't take it anymore. I'm staying with my mum"

I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold, so goodness knows what she was on about.

Anonymous1 · Postby **Anonymous1** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:04 pm

:laugh:

Nice thread

2 parrots on a perch. One said to the other "can you smell fish?"

or

2 fish in a tank. One said to the other "can you drive this thing?"

NickH · Postby **NickH** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:35 pm

kEEP EM COMMING

THE BANKROBBER RAN OUT THE BANK AND FELL INTO SOME CEMEMT_ _ __ _ _HE GOT AWAY_ _ _

THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR A HARDENED CRIMINAL_ _ _.

:whistle:

Herring_Gull · Postby **Herring_Gull** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:19 pm

Kate Middleton asked the Queen 'what is the secret to a long successful marriage?' The Queen said 'wear a seat belt and dont p**s me off_ _ _'

Herring_Gull · Postby **Herring_Gull** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:20 pm

I was at the cemetery yesterday, and as I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin,

3 hours later and they're still walking about with it.

I thought to myself, They've lost the plot!

Anonymous1 · Postby **Anonymous1** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:48 pm

:laugh:
Some good un's there

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